Is this a normal fettish?

I have a handcuffed penguin, reverse kanga, spiderman, rusty cowboy, cleveland steamer fettish, while giving a reacharound to a spidermonkey and reciting the pledge of allegiance, taking home illegal aliens from bunnings to cut me while i touch myself in the shower and screaming at a photo of a banana wearing a top-hat and listening to Conway Twittee while wearing a mankini signed by steve jobs, all the while learning to play the banjo and writing a 1000 word essay on the meaning of rusty spoons. To top this, I also like the justin bieber cover of the song 'Friday'.